M/M Monster Mania: Pretty Fly for a Vampire Guy Review

M/M Monster Mania: Pretty Fly for a Vampire Guy Review

Pretty Fly for a Vampire Guy sank its fangs into my heart from page one. (Is this a pun? It’s as close to puns as I get.) Anyway, the book is easily one of this year’s most delightful reads. It may be my favorite book of the year.

I enjoyed The Nokk and The Jock with its emo boy and bi awakening storyline but it didn’t hook me from the start like this one did. Maybe it’s because that book was my first time in the world and this wasn’t. Now I’m more familiar with the monster-filled university that recently welcomed human students, including many guys that are falling head over heels for monsters.

Overall Thoughts: This novel by Leslie McAdam and CD Rachels is so adorable and cozy. Not too much angst or drama but there is enough plot going on to make things interesting.

Also the pun game was super on point. So many monster puns. I am not a pun person because I’m terrible at them but that’s also probably why I appreciate them and I am in awe of all the puns at work here.

Tropes and Keywords: College/university setting, jock/nerd, adorable awkwardness, romantic comedy, misunderstandings, bat dads, learning to fly, kissing bets, study buddies

About the Novel

Owen embodies the quintessential nerd with his tortoiseshell glasses and insatiable curiosity. Despite his academic brilliance, he remains adorably oblivious to social cues and the awkwardness of creating a Powerpoint about why vampires are ‘objectively’ attractive. This earnest dork shows his presentation to his friends, and it happens to focus on a certain vampire.

Which is Clay, he’s the sexy jock who plays water polo. He isn’t perfect, he’s insecure about not flying, but he’s used to hooking up and getting anybody into his bed with ease. But he has his work cut out for him with Owen.

It’s a credit that so much embarrassment can happen and it only hooks me further because when Clay and Owen become lab partners for monster anatomy, Owen is all about studying Clay intensely. For science. But Clay thinks it’s a hook up and greets Owen naked and things get awkward. Er. Awkwarder.

What breaks the ice and gets them on the right track?

They become bat dad. To a bat. Bat dads. There may be a few daddy jokes involved.

When Owen accidentally injures a bat and seeks help from Clay, they forget about their strained relationship and go all in on nursing the bat back to health. Who knew co-parenting a bat would be so completely adorable?

The only thing I took genuine offense to was when naming their bat Bat Bathanson after Matt Nathanson they called the musician old school, which is probably true, but I didn’t realize how old school he was and I instantly felt ancient for liking him ‘back in the day’ since I was around back in the day. How do I become a vampire who doesn’t age? Someone please make that happen ASAP.

And when Clay and the bat need to learn how to fly, earning a kiss from Owen acts as an incentive, which is just pure classic rom-com material. Here’s a quote from that part:

Pretty Fly For a Vampire Guy Book Description

Clay

I suck at being a vampire—literally. When the Halloween Wave turned a third of the population into monsters, I thought I was one of the lucky ones. I get to have my fit twenty-year-old body for decades. And vampires are supposed to be sexy, right?

But now that I’m finally in university, I still don’t fit in. I was supposed to find myself and spread my metaphorical vampire wings. Yet, I’m not good enough to be an academic, and too inept at flying to hang with monsters like me. At least flirting with my new nerdy lab partner can be some fun in the meantime.

Owen

I can’t stand my lab partner. It’s not because he’s a monster—far from it, I find vampires attractive. But jocks don’t go for academics like me, especially airheads like Clay. We only need to get through this class.

Then one day we’re nursing an injured bat together, and Clay’s sweet, compassionate side rears its teeth. Despite my best efforts, this gorgeous bloodsucker has me enchanted. When he wants to learn to fly, how can I refuse? This jock keeps failing at taking to the sky, but I fear I’m the one that’s falling. A nerdy human like me dating a himbo vampire could spell a monster-sized disaster.

Pretty Fly for a Vampire Guy is a spicy paranormal romantic comedy set in the Creepin U shifter universe. Don’t read if you’re not interested in nerd-jock connections, flying lessons through the forest, monsters at university, and yes, a happily ever after

Book Review: Catch and Release (MM Merman Romance) by Isabel Murray

Book Review: Catch and Release (MM Merman Romance) by Isabel Murray

Quick Summary: The world’s worst fisherman stumbles onto the best catch ever when reeling in a mysterious man from the sea. Two fish out of water fall in love and try to find a place for themselves when one lives on land and the other at sea.

My Thoughts: Catch and Release is a beautiful, hilarious love story about basically falling for someone from outer space… or underwater. The writing is fantastic, though there’s only so much material to work with in this premise, and it goes on a bit too long.

Imaginary Rating System: 3.5 cryptids out of 5, except that seems unfair to the poor .5 creature

Our main characters

Joe used to be a hedge fund manager, had a near death experience, and changed his life. Now he’s a terrible fisher in a small seaside town. He’s minding his own business when he finds a strange man washed ashore.

Or is he a man? The guy’s caught in a net, and the situation escalates quickly when Joe tries to help.

The strange blue-haired person with gills doesn’t speak the language, is naked and well-endowed, and is instantly drawn to Joe. And weary/hostile to his buddy Jerry. And Joe is drawn right back, though he doesn’t know what to make of this encounter.

Joe doesn’t even really know what Dave is. They refer to him as a cryptid, a creature whose existence is rumored but not proven like Nessie, Big Foot, sirens, and mermaids. (However, we do learn what Dave is eventually.)

The Love Story

On the plus side, they’re attracted to each other from the jump. But they can’t communicate verbally. And humans aren’t well suited to prolonged periods in seawater. They come from different worlds and there aren’t cultural divides so much as species divides. Can they really make it work just based on the chemistry between them?

And yes, the name they give this buff, chiseled sea god… is Dave. It’s awesome.

Sidekicks and Shenanigans

Dave can’t really speak so Joe and his sidekick Jerry carry the brunt of the conversation, sharing their thoughts about Dave’s origins and what his behavior means throughout the novel. Jerry is great. He’s an older veteran fisherman who is absolutely no threat yet becomes the unwitting rival/enemy/pet of Dave throughout. He’s a lot of fun.

And many parts of the novel are light-hearted because making it work with an alien lover who doesn’t understand human customs has a learning curve. Dave woos Joe with fresh, sometimes frightening, fish, Joe worries Dave is a sea vampire for a bit, and there are some wild misunderstandings about mating rituals. It’s all very entertaining and hilarious.  

If the hilarity isn’t in play, then the writing is so descriptive and beautiful instead. It’s a joy to read and a lot of rich detail and lovely writing. However, the problem when communication is limited and their environments aren’t compatible? The title says it all. There’s only two options: catch or release. So they get together and must separate, catch and release, catch and release, rinse and repeat. It just didn’t need to be as long as it was for me.

More about Dave:

Without giving much away, Dave isn’t human or animal. He’s pretty much treated as something else entirely. That’s just something to keep in mind as some might be uncomfortable with this concept. The romance is a bit different than with shifters or vampires because those are partly human or were human once. Dave has some human-like features, but he’s largely alien.

Quote From The Novel:

Catch and Release by Isabel Murray

Joe McKenzie’s high-flying London life imploded six years ago, and it happened dramatically enough that paramedics were involved. That’s all in the past. Now, Joe couldn’t be happier living a solitary life as a fisherman on England’s wild northern coast.

Okay, he could be happier.

It’s not like he’s depressed or anything but, you know. The weather’s not great. Life’s a bit samey. He’s only thirty-eight. The idea of another forty years is a bit exhausting, to be honest. He passes the time pretending to be a fisherman but the truth is, he sucks at it.

Then Joe makes the catch of a lifetime when he stumbles across the mysterious Dave washed up on the beach—an enormous man with gills and uncanny power over the sea. Once Dave stops trying to kidnap Joe and/or kill Joe’s fishing buddy, Jerry, turns out he’s kind of…intriguing?

And not half as smooth as he seems to think he is.

There’s a lot Joe doesn’t know about Dave. He doesn’t know why Dave keeps disappearing or why he can’t seem to stay away. He doesn’t know what Dave wants from him. He doesn’t even know what, exactly, Dave is. And Joe can’t ask, because they don’t speak the same language.

Joe does know one thing, though. He is in love.

Which, great. How’s that going to end well?

Catch and Release is a gay paranormal romantic comedy featuring a truly terrible fisherman with an octopus phobia, a merman (maybe? Confirmation pending) with no sense of personal boundaries at all, constant communication fails, a whole lot of sea life not in the sea but in Joe’s house, yes, it’s dead, some epic yearning from both sides, and bewilderingly enough, maybe a way to make it work?